clubmonaco: Winter has always been about the oversized cozy sweaters.  It’s true. This is what winter has always been about. Always. That’s why, in most Christmas specials, when they find the true meaning of Christmas, they focus on oversized cozy sweaters and how that’s what winter is all about. “Always has been,” chimes in a mysterious old man. Guess what. It’s Santa. They say he died near a display of Club Monaco sweaters ten years ago this very night. But he’s been living on Fake-Your-Death Island with Tupac, having ghost prostitutes shipped in. Oh wait, they don’t need to be ghosts if they only faked their deaths. Ah well, too late now.

clubmonaco:

Winter has always been about the oversized cozy sweaters. 

It’s true. This is what winter has always been about. Always. That’s why, in most Christmas specials, when they find the true meaning of Christmas, they focus on oversized cozy sweaters and how that’s what winter is all about. “Always has been,” chimes in a mysterious old man. Guess what. It’s Santa. They say he died near a display of Club Monaco sweaters ten years ago this very night. But he’s been living on Fake-Your-Death Island with Tupac, having ghost prostitutes shipped in. Oh wait, they don’t need to be ghosts if they only faked their deaths. Ah well, too late now.

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