Today I was very sick and Grampa was only mildly concerned. View high resolution

Today I was very sick and Grampa was only mildly concerned.

Your move, Valastro. View high resolution

Your move, Valastro.

Once she finds out you saved ten dollars, you won’t need the lube. View high resolution

Once she finds out you saved ten dollars, you won’t need the lube.

Remember when Destiny’s Child would just harmonize all the time for no reason? (source) View high resolution

Remember when Destiny’s Child would just harmonize all the time for no reason?

(source)

“No Dancing” by Elvis Costello

I identify less with Costello as an angsty awkward nerd than as a guy who sweats out of his face.

Stop Podcasting Yourself LIVE in Toronto! Stop Podcasting Yourself will record a live podcast on Saturday, March 3rd at the Comedy Bar in Toronto, featuring some hilarious surprise guests (not Ernie Whitt). Join us, won’t you? Tickets are now available here. More show info here.

Stop Podcasting Yourself LIVE in Toronto!

Stop Podcasting Yourself will record a live podcast on Saturday, March 3rd at the Comedy Bar in Toronto, featuring some hilarious surprise guests (not Ernie Whitt). Join us, won’t you?

Tickets are now available here.

More show info here.

*eye roll* View high resolution

*eye roll*

Apparently if you wanna be a guest on Live with Kelly today, you have to wear a weird stripy sweater, whether you’re Xena or the wheelchair kid from Glee.

“Off the Ground” by Paul McCartney

I LOVED this album.  Why didn’t any tell 12-year-old me that it sucked so bad?  Also, why didn’t anyone tell 13-through-31-year-old me the same?

Lights everywhere. View high resolution

Lights everywhere.